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But there are much worse things to do and at the end of the day, Valentina needed to get laid. And how could such a thing even be determined scientifically? If there were some sort of competition, who would be crowned the messiest queer across all three seasons of The White Lotus?

Verve: Butch? "These gays, they're trying to murder me." For many decades in Hollywood, characters were queer. And how could such a thing even be determined scientifically? 'The White Lotus' season 2 finale featured some great moments for Jennifer Coolidge, inspiring many Twitter memes.

Well, they should have fought harder. The first component is gayness. Arrogance works sometimes. The phrase has become a sarcastic lotus and image macro used by fans and the LGBTQ+ community on Twitter. And the least defined but arguably most important piece of the rubric is verve: Does that character have a certain je ne sais quoi?

Verve: Sigh. Gayness: Frankly, we need more info. Getting his salad tossed reads as pretty gay but maybe he just wanted a better job at the hotel and to score some drugs? Hmm, perhaps not. If there were some sort of competition, who would be crowned the messiest queer across all three seasons of The White Lotus?

I, a lesbian, kind of found him charming! - Tanya The White Lotus S2 E7 Gay tubr Samuels K subscribers Subscribe. Into ass play? Please, these gays are white to murder me! See the best reactions to the final episode.

Editor's note: this post contains major spoilers for the season two finale of HBO's The White Lotus. But because we were feeling a little chaotic ourselves, we added a final wrench in the gears: If a character has not survived battle on the fields of White Lotuswe gave them a half-point penalty to their overall average.

Is he having a ton of gay sex with a sugar daddy who pretends to be his uncle? Gayness: This man was the definition of an evil little gay the moment he walked on gay. Gayness: Is Jack explicitly gay? Please note, this is not a Kinsey Scale — a bisexual White Lotus villain could still score a 5 — but rather a metric of how pronounced their queerness feels as part of their character.

To answer this question, social media manager Ana Osorno and I spent an afternoon in the Them laboratory devising an infallible, three. Immorality: Should she have used her womanly wiles to get Valentina to sleep with her and give her the job?

Below, we present the gays of White Lotusranked from least to most chaotic. Representation is well and fine, but what truly sustains us at the end of the day is drama. But who among Mike White’s gallery of rogue, evil gays reigns supreme? About "These Gays, They’re Trying To Murder Me" is a phrase said by Tanya in the finale of the HBO show The White Lotus.

Verve: I mean, her whole goal was to sing in the lobby of a hotel. Plus, some of her outfits were lacking, to put it kindly. To answer this question, social media manager Ana Osorno and I spent an afternoon in the Them laboratory devising an infallible, three-part metric we like to call the Chaos Meter.